YOU ASKED FOR IT. ⭐
The legendary PENIS & LUBE jersey is finally here. Taking the signature PINEO & LOEB jersey and giving it the completely unnecessary treatment it deserves.
Featuring the full cosmic purple design, bright yellow stars, signature red + blue details, and PENIS & LUBE proudly across the chest. Subtle? Absolutely not.
Made for festivals, shows, questionable family gatherings, and anyone committed enough to the bit to wear it in public.
PRE-ORDER NOW — LIMITED RUN
This is a limited first run and quantities will be based on pre-orders. Secure your size before they're gone.
Details:
• Official PINEO & LOEB merchandise
• PENIS & LUBE logo across the chest
• Full-colour custom jersey design
• Star print across the sleeves and lower body
• Signature red + blue detailing
• Long-sleeve athletic jersey fit
• Unisex sizing
• Slightly oversized fit — if you’re between sizes or prefer a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down
• Limited pre-order release
⭐ PENIS & LUBE — It's a long story
YOU ASKED FOR IT. ⭐
The legendary PENIS & LUBE jersey is finally here. Taking the signature PINEO & LOEB jersey and giving it the completely unnecessary treatment it deserves.
Featuring the full cosmic purple design, bright yellow stars, signature red + blue details, and PENIS & LUBE proudly across the chest. Subtle? Absolutely not.
Made for festivals, shows, questionable family gatherings, and anyone committed enough to the bit to wear it in public.
PRE-ORDER NOW — LIMITED RUN
This is a limited first run and quantities will be based on pre-orders. Secure your size before they're gone.
Details:
• Official PINEO & LOEB merchandise
• PENIS & LUBE logo across the chest
• Full-colour custom jersey design
• Star print across the sleeves and lower body
• Signature red + blue detailing
• Long-sleeve athletic jersey fit
• Unisex sizing
• Slightly oversized fit — if you’re between sizes or prefer a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down
• Limited pre-order release
⭐ PENIS & LUBE — It's a long story
